Tank dating commands updating

The plan is for the tank-girls to seduce US Army students into compromising situations.

Realizing the protagonist’s name—Lemmor—is “Rommel” spelled backwards puts a lot of the dialogue in a very different light.

Particularly when you start inferring that specific tanks might turn Lemmor on.

When you’re staring down the barrel of a drunk IS-2 and you offer to buy the next round rather than running, that says a lot about your feelings toward tanks.

Panzer IV is still obsessed with the idea of blitzkrieg.

IS-2 is highly patriotic, possessive and lacks subtlety.

Tiger I is wealthy but prone to mechanical failures and Bob Semple, being a sheet metal-covered tractor, is terribly aware of how she doesn’t really fit in with the other tanks.It’s an odd amalgamation of cute nods to military history and Japanese dating sim tropes.It is illegal to have sex with a sentient military-owned tank in Japan.According to obscenity lawyer Myles Jackman, fraternization, mechanophilia and property laws make it illegal.A private tank is fair, but a military tank can’t consent and it’s considered defamation of military property.Even if she’s super flirty and very much interested in you. As revenge for America nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki in World War II, Japan developed the technology to fit the era’s tanks into teenage anime girl bodies.

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